You may have been wondering to yourselves: “where has she gone?” I’m still here. I didn’t dig myself into a hole or throw myself at my government’s steps in protest of the California marriage debacle. I went to Huntington Gardens to activate our membership and walked so hard that I hurt all over. I ate din tai fung. I yanked off the rest of my steri-strips. I’ve been eating a lot of hamburgers and drinking cokes. I’m probably getting a little pudgy. Oh and I used my new meat thermometer to take my temperature but nearly skewered myself in the tongue. Maybe I should stick to taking the bread’s temperature instead.