j: “when i was growing up, i used to put butter on my croissants.”
m: “you know that croissants are half butter…”
j: “yeah. so?”

if i add enough sugar and half and half to taster’s choice i can almost get it to taste like those awesome vietnamese coffee packets that KCL regifted to me. but then i eat some grapes and some pancakes with syrup and it goes back to tasting like taster’s choice…