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pretzels number three

Food Network’s Almost-Famous Soft Pretzels

i am working my way through pretzel recipes. This one yielded bready pretzels and per m, they were a bit too sweet (thank you light brown sugar – which i actually used this time instead of substituting dark brown as i frequently do). Alton Brown’s recipe is still the best one in terms of pretzel texture and taste. i had a good time making these, though, because i got to slap 24 inch long dough on the countertop, just like making baguettes.

this is the prettiest one:

pretzel

this is the tray:

pretzel tray

photo projects

part of the reason the silkscreening project took me so long is that i was concurrently working on another project: orchid photos for jfl. this would be the 4th framing job i’ve done (1: gg: ejg; 2: gg: njg; 3: ai/ng/jai). yesterday, i sprayed the photos with glossy uv protectant and then framed them in clip frames from yep, dick blick.

orchid photos pre-framing

orchid photos wrapped

here’s #3 for reference:

ai/ng/jai maternity

happy anniversary

i’m taking the anniversary gift relatively seriously by adhering to the traditional list and making the gifts by hand (so far). i’m not really good at diy so this is a pretty remarkable endeavor. and depending on the day, i have difficulty starting or finishing a project. dicey.

last year, i gave m paper:

anniversary 1 paper

this year, i ran a bit late but i’m finishing today after a few days of significant effort. representing cotton for year number 2, is a t-shirt silkscreened with m+j logos. there’s a long story about fabric silkscreening. when i was growing up and of a single digit age, let’s say 8, my mom got out her 1970s silkscreening supplies and made t-shirts and sweatshirts on a (very) small scale. this process is incredibly tedious and very messy. there are lots of flammable chemicals that say “not for general public use” involved. awesome. i was 8. even awesomer. i was obsessed with garfield so i outlined garfield illustrations and then printed them on paper. i might’ve made a t-shirt, but i can’t remember. the small screen still had the emulsion adhered to it and using lacquer thinner, i removed it earlier this week. but i digress…

back in october 2007, m and i had a brilliant idea that we would silkscreen again. mom sent me her supplies and in january 2008, we ordered fresh paint, emulsion film, and flammable chemicals from dick blick (and also a brown fruit of the loom pocket t-shirt – i found it in the box of supplies). and then they just sat in the closet and then the garage until now. they sat so long, ulano now makes a water-based adhering film. they probably had too many 8-year-olds complaining about missing fingers and hair loss. i digress again…

all of the supplies are in perfect condition even if my memory of how it all works is a little rusty. the old garfield emulsion came off just fine so i let it dry. in the meantime, i prepped the icons in illustrator to make sure they were the right printed size. i used a different t-shirt with a chest decal as a reference. once printed, i started cutting the emulsion film to fit the screen frame and then started cutting the stencils. the film cut just like i remembered. i was a little clumsy at first as i acclimated to the knife but after a few “dots,” i fell into a groove. the 2 little logos took me less than 2 hours, but it seemed like more. cutting the stencil requires careful motor control and concentration. i have no idea how i accomplished not just 1 but 2 of these when i was 8. i’m a nerd with superhuman concentration and tenacity. that’s how i accomplished it.

i adhered the logo yesterday starting with the one that is symmetrical because i couldn’t remember if the image had to be reversed when adhered to the screen. of course, i realized this after i completed the m+j which absolutely has to be cut appropriately because you definitely can’t read that one backwards. fyi, i didn’t need to cut it backwards. but i didn’t use enough adhesive solution so the film didn’t adhere as well as it should have, but i have my ways of making half-assed things work magnificently. i let it dry all afternoon and then used an x-acto knife to assist me in keeping the best adhered parts in place. all i need is enough room on each side to keep the paint from spreading too far and seeping through the non-film areas.

i heart u applied stencil

excited to try it out, i printed the front just before going to bed.

IMG_4908

this morning, i ironed the dry paint per instructions (3-5 minutes on med-high with towel interface) and adhered the m+j film to a separate screen (the one with 2 garfields on it). i pendulum swung to the other end and literally poured the adhering solution onto the screen and in doing so, seemingly disintegrated the emulsion film a little bit. it all turned out ok, maybe even a bit better than ok as the film adhered better and faster, but i had to place the removed plastic backing around the logo just in case i created too much weakness in the film and white seeped through. speaking of making half-assed things work, the squeegee has lost its integrity, as plastic is wont to do over years of temperature extremes, so i simply placed saran wrap over the squeegee which worked well and provided easy clean-up.

final product backside pre-ironing:

m+j printed

some of the dots didn’t print as thickly as i would’ve liked. i blame my not degreasing the screen before printing (i *really* wanted to get to the printing so i cut corners) and my not pressing hard enough with the white (i had a soft towel underneath the shirt to prevent the paint staining the front and the tiny dots are tiny. tiny things need more love. and a harder, smoother surface would’ve helped.). but sometimes mistakes turn out ok. the m+j has a faded, vintage printed look to it. not what i intended but not necessarily a bad thing either. now, let’s see how long it lasts in the washing machine.

next year is leather. let’s hope i don’t have to slaughter a cow.

happy anniversary, m. even if i wanted to do this more than you wanted me to do this. ;)

cooled off enough

outbound

  • 12.03 minutes
  • 12.5 mph avg spd
  • 2.5 miles

total

  • 25.16 minutes
  • 11.9 mph avg speed
  • 5.01 miles

gopro time lapse 1 shot q 1 second

n/naka anniversary dinner

(please forgive the abhorrent focus issues. sony was not locking in low light. calls for manual focus, maybe?)

  • Pansy flower, scallop, english pea soup with shoots
  • Lobster lotus root, yuzu aioli, crab stuffed squid, squid ink, green onion powder, quail egg, black cod, jellyfish, okra
  • Kanpachi, green onion oil, yuzu juice, avocado puree, bell pepper _____, jalapeno jelly, tomato, okinawa salt
  • Corn soup, snow crab, baby corn
  • Oyster w/ ponzu, red snapper, octopus, yellowtail, toro
  • Quail egg, mitsuba, shiitake mushroom, sea urchin, dashi
  • Fried Sea bass, japanese eggplant, ginkgo mist with soba, ichimi, sweet sake ponzu
  • Shiizakana: abalone, spaghettini, truffle, kaiware, roe
  • Beef: waygu a5, okinawa sea salt, wasabi aioli, mashed potatoes, beet chip, asparagus, cauliflower, brussel sprout
  • Cucumber, tomato, tuna, yuzu/miso dressing, wakame, yuzu sake
  • Sushi: snapper, bluefin toro
  • Miso; goldeneye _____
  • ??? Sweet shrimp head
  • Scallop, mackerel
  • Ikura squid w/ yuzu koshu pepper; uni with soy
  • Rhubarb/raspberry sorbet with rhubarb soda; red paper straw
  • Matcha
  • Rose dust, apricot ice cream, aprico crepe, brittle, crumble

out for a spin

i put those new tires to the test today. my klein is like an old friend, but a noticeably heavier friend. after being on my cannondale for the last few rides, i can tell you that the klein is a smoother ride (thanks in part to the front fork) but i don’t zoom zoom like i can on my road bike. that 5+ pounds makes a difference (klein = 25lbs, cannondale = <20.32lbs (53cm frame weight; i have 47cm). regardless, i enjoyed myself, i didn't do anything stupid, i used my hand turn signals, i got out and back safely, and it was a beautiful ride. oh, and did i mention that finally after 22 years of biking, i finally got the handlebar setup that i wanted:

  • 9.31 mi
  • 48.52 mins
  • 11.4 mph avg spd

n.b., reset the wheel circumference to 193 – need to roll that out for an exact measurement.

new tires

m encouraged me to buy 2 new tires instead of just the 1 i thought i needed. “better safe than sorry; no need to take the risk,” she said. or something like that. so i replaced 2 tubes and 3 tires today (townie was the 3rd). and because i’m a nerd, i lined the decal up with the valve stem.  aren’t the new tire “hairs” cute?
  

garden update

i’ve been enjoying being home at more and getting my vitamin d in the backyard. each time i go outside, i do a little gardening. m asked me to put sage under the roast chicken skin but i forgot (typical…) until after i had already trussed it. but the sage is super happy and plentiful and not completely bug ridden so i pruned a little for ourselves and a little for mama bear. i tasted it and it had a nice texture and strong flavor. apparently, i can grow jalapeños, sage, blueberries, and parsley (sort of) but the basil, tomatoes, tomatillos, and cilantro not so much this year. there’s always next year!!!

day 2 of a new habit

yup, tushie was tender but it forgave me right away and after a mile or two, i didn’t even notice.

outbound:

  • 21.54 minutes
  • 8.2 avg mph
  • 3 miles
  • 17.8 max spd

total:

  • 37.06 minutes
  • 8.5 avg mph
  • 5.35 miles
  • 18.5 max spd

road bike gopro cam